SPOOF


Generic structure:
1.Orientation
2.Event
3.Twist

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SPOOF


-Orientation : Haiti, Saturday 16 January 2010
-Event : President Obama mengolo-olok Rush Limbaugh
Twist : In response the President simply yelled, "Rush Limbaugh is an idiot!"

Obama Calls Rush Limbaugh an idiot
"He's An Idiot Too! You're An Idiot!"

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Spoof

 

 Generic structure:
1.Orientation
2.Event
3.Twist

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SPOOF


Teks spoof adalah teks yang menceritakan sebuah kejadian lucu atau peristiwa yang aneh yang telah terjadi di masa lampau.

Struktur dari teks spoof yaitu:

1. Orientation: Berfungsi sebagai awal cerita yang mengantar ke dalam inti cerita
2. Event 1: Bagian yang menceritakan kejadian awal
3. Event 2: Bagian yang menceritakan kejadian setelah kejadian awal (bila ada)
4. Twist: Akhir yang tidak terduga atau lucu

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GENERIC STRUKTUR:

GENERIC STRUKTUR:
1_Orientation
2_Event
3_twist

Text:

jak was a university studend.His studied history
I the and of his first year, history profesor field him in his eigh samination and he wastold to leave the unifersity.
the next day jax father went to she profesor he urged the profesor to he jak continew he studied in the following year," his a good boy"
said jak father"and if you late him past,,i'msurehe will imporm a lock next here and past infination and the and oF.......
NO.......NO........NO.!!!!!!!!!!!! Replayd
that quiet imposible ...!!!! in profesor do you know,,,last nont I asked him went wampion died, and we good not and sure it.
please sure ,give him nade cane..sai jak fhater:"you see,we don't subscribe any news paperin awordhause,S O none of US event new that nopoleon was i'll...
 
by:class exsa_2
Hidayatun T_Reni khoeriyah_Sumi Yatie_yuni puspitasari_wahyu N 
 
Cumie Amy 14 Februari jam 1:44  

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Generic Structur :

Generic Structur :
1.Orientation
2.Event
3.Twist
Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting but I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry because I could not hear the actors. I turned round, looked at the man and the woman angrily. They did not any attention. In the end, I could not bear it. I turned round again and said: “I can’t hear a word!” The young man said angrily. “It’s none of your business this is private conversation”.
 
1. What is the type of the text above?
2. What is the social function of text?
 
By : XI-IPS 1
- Isnaeni Bandriati
- Kurnia Putri Riyana Ningrum
- Rosyida Nur Zulfah
- Siti Suhartini
- Vina Rahmatika Saputri 
Ina Chusnie 14 Februari jam 5:39

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GENERIC STRUKTUR

1.Orientation
2.Event
3.Twist

A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorila in a tree.he called a gorilla removal service,and soon serviceman arrived with a stick,a cihuahua(a rabbit_size breed of dog),a pair of handcuffs,and a shootgun."now listen carefully," he told the homeowner."i'm go...ing to climb the tree and poke the gorilla.with this stick until he falls to the ground.
the trained cihuahua will then go right for his,
uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla . instinctively croosses his hands in front to protec him self, you slap on the handcuffs," got it", " the homeowner repailed."
but what's the shootgun for?"
" if I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, "
the man said", shoot the CIHUAHUA"

class:XI IPA 2
bY : Nasyi thotus, Rahma puspa sari, Tika gusmiyanti, Titi nur h., Zahrotul kh.

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Abu Nawas and the King Aaron


The king wanted to test Abu Nawas smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace. “You want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled me three times and thats too much. I want you to leave the country. Otherwise you will have to go to jail” said the king. “If that is what you want, I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly. Then “Remember, from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said seriously. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.

 The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas house. The guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house. He had not left the country yet. Instead leaving the country, Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his house. “Hey Abu Nawas, why havent you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground of this country anymore, didnt he?” said the guards. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I do not step on the ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.

 The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas house and went back to the palace. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious on Abu Nawas excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace.

Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish you because you havent done what I have said. You have not left this country”. The King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious.

“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground. And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.

1. What is the type of type of the text above?
2. What is the social function of the text?

 
Amel Tuti 13 Februari 2010 jam 20:40

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GENERIC STRUCTURE

GENERIC STRUCTURE:
1.ORIENTATION...
2.EVENT 1-3...
3.TWIST...

"A BUMPY FLIGHT"
"This is your captain speaking. We have a failure in one of our engines. There is no cause for alarm as we still have three engines left. Unfortunatelly this means that we will be one hours late."

"A short time latter the captain again spoke to the passengers. "There is no cause for alarm ,but we have just lost another engine. We will now be two hours late."

"When the captain spoke to the passengers for the third tine he again had bad news. "Ladies and GentlemenI,assure your that we are in no danger,but I must inform you that we have had another enginr failure. This means that we will now be had another hours late."

"Finally,the captain announced that the fourth engine had failed."

"One of the passengers turned to another passengers and sid,"Oh.......................no!!!!!!!!!!!!! That we'll be four hours late!!!"
-THE END-

1) What is the type of the text above?
2) What is the social function of text?

SumbeR : Taken from english Elements 3
BY : LADIES XI-IPS 1........
=> ANNISA M.F.H,,, EKA EFRIYANTI,,,IKA ANDRIYANI,,, IMMAS R,,, & SITI AMRIAH,,,<= 
NiEcha ShEe Imoetzz 13 Februari jam 22:04

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SPOOF

GENERIC STRUCTURE:
1.ORIENTATION
2.EVENT 1-3
3.TWIST

THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR

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THE MISTER AND HIS GOLD

       Once upon a time there was a mister who used to hide his gold at the foot of a tree in his garden, but every week he used to go and dig it up an gloat over his gains.
       A robbet, who had noticed this, went and dug up the gold and decamped with it. When the miset next come the gloat over his treasures, he found nothing but the empty hole. He tore his hait, and taised such on outcry that all the neighbours come a round.
       He told them how he used to come and visit his gold. "Did you ever take any of it out ?" asked one of them. "No, "He said,"I only came to look at it. "Then, come again and look at the hole, "Said a neighbour," it will do you just as much good."

Note : 
- What is this text ?
- Guesing ?    

By : Miss. Anung Mumpuni.        

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